i didnt mean to become an angry feminist it just sort of happened because i looked out my window and woke the fuck up y’know
Friendly reminder that Fili and Kili weren’t born until almost a hundred years after the fall of Erebor and are rescuing a home they never knew
itS 4AM I M LA GUHGIN
I HAVE THREE WORDS THAT WILL BRING JOY TO YOUR HEART:
little league quidditch
#all brooms fly like 3 feet off the ground#the bludgers are stuffed animals#keepers often get distracted by clouds#the seekers are better at playing tag than catching the snitch#games are over when it’s naptime
I have never read something so precious in my life.
|—||People who have never experienced blood pouring out of their genitals (via brookeeverdeen)|
I imagine this is how their mating dance goes.
I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE SHIT" IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL